These days I'm totally into the fresh green drinking coconut--it is the original ideal breakfast.
Phase One: Just got up, feeling sick and grouchy, last thing I want to think about is food. No problem! Grab a drinking coconut from the fridge, slice the top off, and pop in a straw. It's subtle, nourishing, refreshing, like breast milk for grown-ups.
Phase Two: Feeling better, got my strength up, but still upset to be awake: ready to beat someone's head open with a hammer, which is exactly what comes next. Take that, coconut!
Phase Three: What with all that smashing I've worked up a real appetite, and what could be more satisfying than a delicious fresh coconut?
See? It's the perfect breakfast experience.
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