Just Punchlines

• "Now all we need is a really big mango!"
• A bagel wearing a sombrero.
• "I'm sorry, I thought this was a two-person horse costume."
• Just one, to turn off the lights.
• A dolphin, a lawyer, and a ham sandwich.
• "Sorry lady, I don't do windows."
• You give him a hot glue gun and a copy of Vogue magazine.
• "So if you're the accountant, where's the gastroenterologist?"
• A chocolate croissant.
• Then the baker says: "But I thought you wanted a really big panini!"
• Bed, bath, and beyond.
• Tragically, the ticket-taker's body was never found.
• "No thanks, I've already had breakfast."
• So then the goat says: "Meow".
• "I already know the monk and the astronaut, but who the hell are you?"
• Just add water.
• The food is so-so, but the ambience is to die for.
• "That's not chicken!"
• "Please stop pooping on my iguana."
• "Lady, I don't know what you're talking about.  I just came by to do the windows!"